99 Things bout Guys...

1.The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when there attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your
boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give everything he owns to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of
us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

54. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

55. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

56. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

57. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

58. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

59. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

60. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

61. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

62. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

63. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

64. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

65. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

66. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

67. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

68. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

69. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

70. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

71. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

72. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

73. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

74. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

75. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

76. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.

77. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

78. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

79. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is

80. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

81. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

82. Guys love their moms.

83. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

84. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

85. Guys think too much.

86. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

87. when a guy loves you bring out the best in him.

88. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

89. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

90. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

91. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

92. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

93. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

94. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them
more.

95. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

96. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

97. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

98. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

99. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway